Too Old For That Sh*t!!

Remember when you would get all dressed up, do your nails and makeup and hair, grab your girlfriends and go out dancing?

Remember when you would be dancing with a semi-good looking, young man under blacklights, with a drink in one hand and your phone in the other? 

Remember ordering fruity coktails at the bar and taking pictures to post on Facebook with the statussomewhat mimicking: "soooooo wasted"?

Now...remember when you fell in love, decided to have a baby and then grew up overnight and left all that shit to the single 20 something year old girls? 

Good... :)